I did a quick search and look at these jewels I found!

2012 Birthday Poems: @Thomas Umstattd Jr.

 There once lived a compu-boy named Thomas
Who built websites that would alarm us
He coded and hacked
Not one bell did they lack
Internet domination did he promise 

Today our dear Thomas turns twenty-sev,
He’s ancient and ready for heav,
If this poem must rhyme,
Then we’d best (double-time)
Change dear Tommie’s first name to Kev.

There once was a web guy named Umstattd
All alone except for his drunk cat
Let’s rock his whole world
And get him a girl
So he finally can have his own rug-rat

I’ve never been much good at rhyme
And today I just don’t have the time.
I’d rather write books
Than see folk’s funny looks
While I grope for a humorous line.

I declare that Rachelle is the winner.
So she can buy Thomas a dinner.
And bring a blind date
For Thomas to rate
Via Google analytics and Twitter.

T.U.J. lives in Texas,
Even so, he has no exes,
So I’m with Rachelle,
Let’s find him a belle,
So she can kick him in the solar plexus

2013 Birthday Poems:

There once lived a guru Umstattd

Who took out the strangest Want Ad
“My name it is Thomas
And I give you my promise
That I’ll fix every errant iPad.”

Umstaddt, Umstattd, who can spell it?

If you can’t say it, how can you sell it?

At least the guy is tall, young and bold.

Let’s find him a wife, before he gets old.

Nothing rhymes with Umstaddt,
So no lines will come. Drat!

The founder of Author Media,

Is a walking encyclopedia.

If you need some knowledge,

Don’t bother with college,

Cuz asking St. Thomas is speediah.

Thomas is a flower in a field.

The bird is dead.
I long for home.

Thomas is amazing.
Winter is cold.
I need chocolate.