Selling Myself in Homework #1

Primary category: Escape

Value statement: Escape to a Tolkienesque adventure where Gandalf is a gray-haired Chinese woman with a short temper and swift swords. Frodo is a princess, and the ring is a broken stone to be repaired by a cryptic prophecy.

Stuff to give up: email until course work and homework are done and my OCD which wastes hours of time with formatting the homework instead of just doing it.